we don't need presents we don't need no Christmas Tree
no colored lights or starry nights or fallin' snow, oh no
all's we need's a tiny sprig of mistletoe.
I know you're thinkin', Hey Duncan what's her name?
well, you spell it T-H-E-R-E-S-A
she's my little Christmas Elf, my sugar plum, oh yeah
she's my poinsetta every year when Christmas comes
So don't call my name
don't ring my phone
it's Christmas Time
and we just wanna be alone
if you hear smoochin'
turn your hearin' aid down low
cos don'tcha know
it's me an' Theresa underneath the mistletoe.
Hey Santa Claus, just pass me by
we got the lights turned low and love is in our eyes
we got the record player playin' Barry Manilow
Me and Theresa underneath the mistletoe
So don't call my name
don't ring my phone
it's Christmas Time
and we just wanna be alone
if you hear smoochin'
turn your hearin' aid down low
cos don'tcha know
it's me an' Theresa underneath the mistletoe.
